Friday, November 15, 2013

Privacy Policy

We were told we needed to supply a privacy policy to the people.

We at Jupiter Conglomerate write software as a way to give something back to the people who have supported and believed in us for thousands of years. Not that we aren't interested in our subjects...excuse me, "users", but we are gods and we are not going to use any electronic means to collect, store or distribute any of your personal information. We won't even track your location to send bolts of lightning if we think you deserve that. See, we have changed our ways.

In order to provide you the best software for free we use Microsoft Advertising. Although we tried to convince them to place ads of me (Jupiter) only they would not hear of it! So the advertisements come from Microsoft and The Conglomerate does not control the ads. That's why we had to say the software uses your internet connection.

Microsoft has their own privacy policy as well which you can find here: Microsoft Online Privacy Notice Highlights

Of course if you wish to show your loyalty to the gods you are free to make an offering. And in return, to show our good nature, we will remove the advertisements and throw in some extra features.

Thank you,
Jupiter
Chief of the Sky and the Conglomerate

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